I don't mean a
night out as in y'all go to the movies and laugh about how idiotic yet so
crucial The Bachelor is in your life. I mean Ubers are called, pre-gaming is in
the works, and tight skirts are on. You walk out the door with hopes of making
it home. A night out with the girls is the ultimate therapy, and if you're not
in stress mode, then you're just along for a ride. That is the real definition
of a 'ride or die' if you ask me.
The real parts
of friendship come out when the hangover comes out. You two are a team from
that point on. Last night was fun but thriving (or dying) next to your
girlfriends is a whole other level.
Girls never get
the recognition they deserve because whether we want to admit it or not, our
nurturing characteristics come out in stressful situations. Girls will cancel
anything they have to do that day to stay and be miserable with you.
Girlfriends
are so considerate. Even
though they are probably internally writhing in pain, whoever is the strongest
of the two become the alpha (fe)male. If you see your girl needs to throw up
but you feel your nausea coming on as well but still let her do her thing. "I
know, it's bright, but two more steps and you can fall onto the sofa.” That
is some devotion right there! I don't see guys doing that for their boys.
Girlfriends
see you during your weakest moments. Let's be real. The lowest of the low happens the morning
after a night out. You will find her with her head in the fridge or lying down
on the kitchen floor and not even think twice about it because they’re probably
eyeing that same spot when you’ve had your time.
Girlfriends
help you piece back the night. Once you are both settled enough to sit up and have a human
conversation, you can dive into the deep roots of what the hell happened last
night. They explain to you how you got
up on stage and did the Macarena to Gun's N Roses Sweet Child O' Mine or how
they told you not to text him,
but you insisted on telling your crush about your hamsters eating disorder. No
one said it was an easy task, but it’s definitely an honest one.
Girlfriends
are there to hold you up when your limbs just can't anymore. You know when you pop, lock, and
drop it one too many times because the tequila told you to. You wake up
wondering why your back and arms sore knowing full well you did not hit the gym
since last Thursday. "Why is their a bruise on my thigh?" <--
This question will go down in history.
Girlfriends
reply to your most ridiculous requests without skipping a beat. When your girl has work at 3:00 pm and needs to go get slip
resistant shoes, but spent all her money last night, girlfriends offer
up to pay and also get Panera on the way. They know the true steps to
success.
Girlfriends
know what’s important to you. For whatever reason, one of you was put together enough to plug
everybody phone in, place water and ibuprofen on the nightstand next to them,
and even plug their e-cigs in. Seriously, drunken girls think of everything and
nothing simultaneously. We are a gifted species. She'll put the trashcan
near you, so you don’t throw up on your faux fur rug.
And guys wonder
why girls have such high expectations?! We freakin' know how to take care of one another!
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