Take a look
at all of these "normal" situations and really think about them. Some
of the things us as humans do that are basic, daily tasks, are really strange and odd. Please enjoy my commentary on some of these pieces.
Eggs
Like
literally this is the spawn of another chicken. We just raped their little hen
house of hearts so we could enjoy an omelet? It's almost a chicken miscarriage
were eating. STHAAAAPPPP.
Eyebrows
As Much as i
appreciate these babies I don’t understand why that hair is not shaved but
EVERYTHING else on your face has to be clean cut? Who died and made eyebrows
king, eh?
TWITTER!
The concept
of Twitter is so unreal, like, lol what are we even doing with our lives. We're
making sure our "fans" know our every thought because we think were
funny or relatable or something. HAH
Fingers
Oh, hey, hi,
my arm just split into mini arms after my real arm hit my wrist so yeah. Your fingers
are tiny arms of your arm. AWKS.
Kissing
Honestly the
weirdest concept of life.
"Hi, I
like you"
"Hey, I
like you too"
can I taste
your saliva please? This is what the human race came up with as our mating
call? #NoHopeInHumanityEver
Money
All the
rappers talk about it being paper... well because it is!!!! It’s only worth
something because the government says it is. Otherwise you would just have a
solid photo of Benjamin Franklin.
Marriage
"Hey,
can we hang out until one of us dies? I'll buy your pretty jewelry and you can
cook me food. Marriage is basically deciding whom you want to sit next to for
the rest of your life.
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