Leggings or a boyfriend? Sure attention is
great but nothing says home like a pair of warm leggings after a long day of
watching Netflix.
1. They make you feel skinny or comfortable.
Sitting there watching your man while he's
eating 3x his weight in pizza can be a little unsatisfying. No girl’s
metabolism can keep up with that. Their spandex/cotton/polyester mix is so
satisfying when you're feeling a little bloated. As women we naturally
retain extra water weight and leggings help with boosting our self-esteem in
this time of need.
2. They are perfect for traveling.
They do not have a schedule, nor a preference as
to wear you should go. They keep their opinions to themselves and just let you
do you. They want to make sure YOU are comfortable and having a great
time.
3. They don't get offended when you only come to
them when you want something.
Like satisfaction or tight pant relief.
4. Versatility is one of their specialties.
You can wear them to the gym, to the club, to
the grocery store, or even your 5-year-old nephews birthday party. Guys aren't
down to do EVERYTHING with you, but your leggings sure are.
5. They don’t ask questions.... or talk back.
They're pants, but they do a great job at
supporting all of your decisions.
6. They make you look athletic even when we all
know your yoga pants have never done yoga.
You want to be the one that looks good, not
standing next to someone who looks good which yoga pants ensure. Men
workout and look good before, after and during. Yoga pants make you look good.
Who needs to stand next to some muscular man when you have yoga pants that do
butt lifting for you. For the most part, men naturally enjoy working out,
so their muscles are very definitive. Leggings/yoga pants can make your butt go
from drab to fab in about 3 minutes.
7. You don't have to shave anything for anyone.
Leggings cover everything up and who wants razor
burn anyways.
8. They don't mind if you try other pants because
they know you'll always come running back.
Leggings have no discrimination against you
swapping from the new pair to the old pair interchangeably. You can wear pants
weeks at a time before you switch back to leggings. Just make sure you handle
your dirty laundry.
9. They don't care how long your story is or how
many selfie's you took.
They don’t care probably because they were with
you the whole time anyways!
10. It doesn't matter if you tend to get a
little sloppy with them.
They're stretchy fabric, which you will probably
pair with an oversized t-shirt.
11. You can have a Netflix marathon and no on
will judge you.
I'm not a big action movie or scary movie fan
but my leggings and I will curl up and watch Pitch Perfect 4 times in a row if
we choose too.
12. Leggings aren't distracting.Boyfriends distract you from studying or accomplishing something, leggings don't. You can take your leggings to finals but you cant take your man.
13. Leggings don't care if your lazy because they're lazy too.
Hello!? They're elastic and spandex material. They don't have to work for anything.
Hello!? They're elastic and spandex material. They don't have to work for anything.
14. They're seamless!
They are smooth and continuous with no apparent
gaps or spaces in between one part and the next... unlike your last
relationship.
15. They let you call the shots....and don't
reprimand when you've had too many.
The perfect drinking outfit always includes
leggings. They're easy to clean if you've had too much or if your a sleep drunk
you can just curl up somewhere. You win either way in my eyes.
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