There are so many things to be grateful for, but there are just as many things to not be grateful for. Here's to the latter…
1. Having a test for your 8 a.m. Monday class following the long weekend
Thank you for making me stress out over the entire holiday break. #MVPProfessor
2. YouTube ads
Seriously, I’m just trying to listen to the Biebs on replay without having to hear the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
3. Unrealistic suggested serving sizes
Excuse me while I go eat my weight in stuffing.
4. Jell-o salad
There are at least 2 million ways this dish can go wrong.
5. Uber surge pricing
Hello?! Ballin’ on a budget here.
6. Holiday traffic
We are moving at the speed of NOT.
7. Small talk
This is only the third time your grandma's asked if you have a special someone…
8. Wearing pants
Everyone and their mother is at your house forcing you to be an actual decent human being.
9. Black Friday sales starting on Thursday
Pecan pie or a chance at a Smart TV? These are decisions I shouldn't have to entertain.
10. Family photos
I'm talking about the photos on display in the house and the photos you’re about to be tagged in on Facebook.
11. That late night Wednesday class that was not canceled
Come on, we all know Thanksgiving actually starts the Wednesday before!
12. Hangovers
Have a little too much wine with your dinner last night? Try explaining that to your screaming cousin when she wants more pumpkin fluff.
13. Finals week is right around the corner
Study week? Try Hell week...
14. When payday is NOT on Black Friday
There's no fun in sales if you have no money to take advantage of them.
15. It's not actually Christmas
Do not let the holiday music and excessive amounts of ads trick you. Put your elf slippers away.
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