'Twas the night before finals and all through the school,
all the students were sleeping, in a puddle of drool.
All of the scantrons were missing, but they didn't care
Because no matter what, their grade wouldn't be fair.
With the clock striking 2:45 am and me re-reading the same paragraph for the 6th time, it is safe to say I am not feeling finals. So instead, I'll make a list of everything I would rather be doing than studying for finals.
1. Watch tutorials on how to fold clothes.
2. Knit my ugly christmas sweater
3. Read Cosmopolitan to my grandma
4. Burn my tongue on hot coffee... about 15 times
5. Tattoo "Its Lit" on my forehead
It's almost like a pun since thats where all my great ideas come from.
6. Read my entire math textbook
At least ill get some studying done... oh wait I'm not even taking math
7. Actually read iTunes terms and conditions
Is this even English?
8. Color code, alphabetize, and item sort my closet
9. Watch a a croquet competition
10. Make up a dance routine to Gold Digger by Kanye and perform it at a wedding
11. Try out a career in BMX
12. Find every match in my sock drawer
Talk about being productive
13. Get that root canal I've been putting off worked on
14. Empty my savings account on toothpicks
15. Hit my pinky toe on every door I see
You have to know I'm serious now
16. Watch a Youtube video that wont stop buffering
17. Reorganize an Old Navy rack on Black Friday
Thats what the tutorials were for
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